Saturday 28 February 2009

The tour continues...

You've just climbed two flights of stairs, you push open the door of The Penthouse (TM) and well...you're faced with another set of stairs (why else would we call it the Penthouse?). These are especially fun when you're drunk, luckily if you bounce your way off the walls you can get up them in one piece - an art I've developed over the months.

At the top of the stairs you can see the pride and joy of our clearly mental land-lady - the big wall of mirrors..not one, not two but six mirrors placed together to give the appearance of one - so very clever!


I may scoff but these do actually have their uses, they are good for those last minute checks we must all do before we leave the house, do I have trousers on? Have I got toothpaste round my mouth? and also when we're having one of our nights in, music and disco lights at the ready they just complete the dance floor.


Up the final set of stairs and you're in the hallway type place with access to our boudoirs and the corridor through to my bathroom, living room and kitchen.



This area in hindsight looks a little like a shrine but I can ensure you it's not...saying that...what a great idea!

Friday 27 February 2009

Video WOW of the Week!

A Kylie classic....and according to G-A-Y bar, one of the most played on the video juke-box...who could question why!? Pure genius!

Wednesday 25 February 2009

The Girl in the Green Scarf

Books I am VERY fussy about, If I've not got into them by the second page I'm kinda over it and ready to move on. The only books that I have truly enjoyed reading are the Osbourne Puzzler books when I was aged 9, Dan Brown's books (Davinci Code, Angels and Demons etc etc) and Sophie Kinsella's Shopaholic range.

This leads me seamlessly on to the point that I just got in from the cinema, The girls and I (and Owen) went to see "Confessions of a Shopaholic".

I've never had an opportunity to say what I'm about to (as you can see my reading range is not vast)...but I don't think the film was as good as the book.

Isla Fisher played the main part "Becky Bloomwood" who is a lady in a serious amount of debt and spiralling out of of control (we've all been there have we not?). Miss Fisher was actually really funny. I wasn't too sure how well she would gel to the role; when I read the book I kinda visualised in my head what she looks like and Isla was not that but I soon got over this.

Becky goes to work as a journalist for Luke Brandon at a savings magazine. Luke is played by some guy who I can't even be bothered to look up...he was British and well...awful! It was one of those situations when you are watching a movie and you can't snap out of just how bad their acting is (imagine if you will, young Dakota whatever her name is from Golden Compass or that woman in Stardust that I thought was Gwyneth Paltrow but wasn't...Claire Danes! - painful!). Anyway she goes to work for Luke as she sees it as a step in to the fashion magazine that she wants to work for, yes similar to Devil wears Prada's story line I know! She falls in love with Luke and after doing a big sale sells her clothes and makes money to pay off her debt. If only it was that easy!

Sorry for those of you not familiar with the story, I admit I did just kinda spell the film out to you in a mere few paragraphs, but believe you me it's not very complex and you could all work it out for yourself in the first 10 minutes.

The story line of the film was completely different to the book which confused me, similarities were names of characters but that is kinda about it. If you're going to make a book into a movie, make a book into a movie, don't change it, whack some sub-plots in, shake up the order and call it the same name, Sophie Kinsella would be turning in her grave if she was dead.

The film was fun but in my opinion it was certainly a one-watcher. The film made me feel uncomfortable at points because I could relate to what she was doing (I too had a real price and a parents price and a way of talking every purchase into being an investment) the film at points, dare I say it, glorified getting into debt. I for one, got that buzz which I know too well, luckily however the film finished at about half ten and the only shop that I could have relieved myself in would have been the 24hour Sainsburys - the fashion Mecca.

Monday 23 February 2009

WANTED
Dead or Alive

One piece of Tupperware.

This piece of Tupperware has been missing since mid February.

Last seen in the House of Fraser staff canteen at around 1.30pm when it's owner's house mate, a Mr.Hayes had finished his lunch and whilst talking with co-workers about fabulous things left said Tupperware container un-manned on the communal table area.

The container was transparent, about 6 centimetres in depth and was last seen carrying an amazing stir-fry. Here is a picture taken some time ago...
The owner is very worried and just wants to hear from or preferably eat out of the container once more.

If you have seen anywhere please contact the National Helpline confidentially on :

01234 999 999.

No.4 the tour.

"MTV Cribs", the show when you get to have a nose around a famous person's house, see what they spend their money on, see the size of their entertainment system and whether they have a pool...well, peeps you're in for a treat - The penthouse(tm) is opening it's doors.

OK I'm not famous but as a person who still isn't too sure about the meaning of the word "ostentatious" I thought why not!?...I'm going to reveal our luxurious surroundings here in the depths of leafy North West London.

Where to begin? I've skipped the concierge suite, marble hallway and gold lift (boring huh?) and here we are at the front door...



numero quatro.

Sunday 22 February 2009

Tuesday 17 February 2009

Video WOW of the week!

The waiting is over - High School Music 3 was released yesterday! I need to find my closest Asda, It's only £8 - bargain!

Rolling with my homies...

Don't you just love it when you get post? I mean, proper post...not bills.. God, I don't even read those anymore.

Yesterday I got in and waiting inside the door was a hand-written envelope...to me! I opened it and it was an invite to my friends 30th Birthday - even better! A piece of post not asking me for my money but asking me for my company on a night out.

It's not till mid-March, but I've checked my diary and I'm free...hurrah!
The party is Gangster and Moll's themed and wait for it....it's fancy dress! Those of you who have read my blog previously will know that fancy dress and I don't get on, (well except that once when I threw a "come as your favourite popstar party" - Good times!) Anyway normally the very words fill me with dread and instantly make me remember that thing that I planned ages ago happening on the same night. This time, I'm going.

I'm a little bit confused though. I know what Gangsters are, they wear hats, have guns and shoot each other but I have no idea what Molls are, I turned to google...it is suposedly the "girlfriend of a gangster" well why not call them that? Here is a picture courtesy of the great engine of search...


Ok, she actually look's like she's wearing a french beret and office wear (bad office wear) but supposedly she's a Moll none the less?

I'm not going to dress up as a gangster's Girlfriend, that would just be weird, so Gangster or "criminal who is a member of a crime organisation" it is! The best thing about having all this time before the party is that it gives me enough time to think about my costume but also gives me enough time to perfect my gangster ways...perhaps I will go as a modern day gangster instead!? There are plenty around Kilburn Park I could study? Yo, wassup bruv!? Check it! Check my sick (that means good) outfit and my Moll - she's bangin' aint she? oh yeah!

Perhaps, but then again perhaps not.

Sunday 8 February 2009

Oooh mobile blogging!

I'm typing this from the comfort of my bed in the depths of the pillows!

Wonder if this will work? Wow! If it does it opens up those windows of blogging opportunity wide!

There's no stopping me now! I could be in a car, on a bus, boat, in a field, up a mountain....

Sent using BlackBerry® from Orange

Friday 6 February 2009

Video WOW of the week!

The UK's Eurovision Entry for 2009 - Nil Points anyone?

I'm trying to be patriotic...I really am, but struggling. Can't wait for the show, I can however wait for our scoring to come through. Check out the cheers when she stops! At least we've got Turkey's entry for entertainment!

Remember it's our Time Britain, Our Time!

Thursday 5 February 2009

Monday, 2nd Feb, 2009 aka Snow Day

Monday snow stopped play, in fact Monday, snow stopped EVERYTHING!


I've never seen anything like it in my life! I remember when I lived in NY the snow was pretty deep and it was freezing, but never seen it so bad in London!? No tube, no trains, no buses!

The majority of the office couldn't get in as trains were cancelled, I however could get the Bakerloo line, so I donned my UGGs and out I went to brave the elements! Whilst walking down Kilburn High Road, some little scally-wag (not my chosen name at the time) lobbed a snow ball at me! - seriously! Who does that to people they don't know!? What a silly so-and-so! (again not what I called him that day!) - he missed! HA! Somehow I arrived at Baker Street tube station, manoeuvred myself down the road and got to the office just dodging a icicle that had dropped from a building and smashed in front of me - mission complete! As I arrived on the menswear floor I could see that I was not alone in my sense of adventure...life...civilisation...8 other members of the menswear team! The office closed early, in fact just 3 hours after I arrived. Back to the Penthouse(tm) I went.

Lori, Jo, our mate Claire and I were all sat in the living room. I was trying to work (on 2 laptops), Lori was watching TV, Jo was working and making pancakes and Claire, who's in the police force, was practicing putting hand-cuffs on people (she's good! - I was her guinea pig) - cabin fever set in! We had to get out the flat so went out and played in the snow, had a bit of snow ball fight, made a half-arsed attempt at making a snowman (I think we managed a snow-cat) and then went for a walk up the road to see the "fit" boys flat and their snowman which was far superior to ours - complete with scarf!

Thankfully, 3 days later and today the white stuff has pretty much gone and I'm hoping the rumours that we're going to get more snow and even sleet aren't true.

When I say rumours I actually mean the BBC forecast, but they're not always right are they? Two words for you...HURRICANE, 1987 (OK 1 word). Whilst I was looking at the BBC website for said forecast (by the way if you're interested, sleet in the morning, snow at lunch, followed by more sleet, topped off with just cloud) I came across some eye witness accounts of that fateful day back in October 1987 when Mr.Fish got it wrong...

"In the early morning my father and I stood looking across Dorking at the utter devastation done to the trees on the horizon. After a few minutes, my father asked me how many trees we had at the end of our garden. I thought for a moment and said, "six". Well, we were down by one. It had fallen away from our garden down the hill onto the houses below. We rushed down the garden terrified as to what had happened - luckily the tree was very polite and the only casualty was a greenhouse.
"
- Paul Robbins, England.

If anyone asked me how many "polite" trees were at the end of our garden first thing in the morning I would ask them to get their arse out of my bedroom, I wouldn't be rushing to the window plucking numbers out the air.

"I was living in Devon. I woke up and looked out the window to see roof tiles flying horizontally across the garden. I then later found a piece of one embedded 3 cm into a thick wooden door".

Clearly shaken up by this ordeal T Higgins has since moved to Australia.

"Even with both skylights fully open, I slept through the whole damn thing!" - Matt from England.

...There's always one!