No.4 the tour.

"MTV Cribs", the show when you get to have a nose around a famous person's house, see what they spend their money on, see the size of their entertainment system and whether they have a pool...well, peeps you're in for a treat - The penthouse(tm) is opening it's doors.

OK I'm not famous but as a person who still isn't too sure about the meaning of the word "ostentatious" I thought why not!?...I'm going to reveal our luxurious surroundings here in the depths of leafy North West London.

Where to begin? I've skipped the concierge suite, marble hallway and gold lift (boring huh?) and here we are at the front door...



numero quatro.