Like a fat-kid steaming up the window of a sweet shop, I saw this in Burberry yesterday...I want.
Sunday 22 August 2010
I want!!!
Like a fat-kid steaming up the window of a sweet shop, I saw this in Burberry yesterday...I want.
Lights, Camera, Action.
It's been seen...that big ol' X hurtling back towards the United Kingdom once again...X-factor is back on our screens which in my books means one thing, the count-down to Christmas has started.
I watched a little bit of the show yesterday, that's thirty minutes of my life I won't get back. I'm just a little bit over it now I think. There are so many other brilliant shows that could grace our flat-screens...All those TV producers out there that read my blog (God, there must be millions!) here are some ideas for free...yes, for FREE!
1) "Iverson Road" - obviously this was going to come up. The tale of one of the loudest streets in London and the families that live (and try to sleep) on it.
2) "Binmen" - Where does the rubbish go? Has anyone fallen in the rubbish collecting van? What do these men do for fun?
3) "Blind date" - bring it back, but mix it up a little, perhaps use actual blind people?
4) "Bottom of the Pops" - Another take on a classic, let's celebrate all those bands that got no-where, let's turn up the volume and remember why.
5) "Men of the Cloth" - Take 5 vicars and put them in a clothes factory for a month, take 5 tailors and make them take a sermon", film the results.
6) "The Pills" - The life and hardships of the medical profession. What are they wearing? Who's slept with who? Will they ever make it to the top?
7) "Cliff-hanger" - A show about climbers, every episode ends with one of them falling off the edge of a cliff...tune in next week to see if they survived.
8) "The Z-Factor" - Wheel in the old X-factor contestants and the dregs of Big Brother, in fact anyone people clawing on to celebrity status - Let the battle commence, who will be crowned the Z-Factor winner?
9) "Ham-star" - Talent show for Hamsters.
10) "Temptation" - Take 10 models, place them in a room full of cakes and biscuits - who will break first?
I watched a little bit of the show yesterday, that's thirty minutes of my life I won't get back. I'm just a little bit over it now I think. There are so many other brilliant shows that could grace our flat-screens...All those TV producers out there that read my blog (God, there must be millions!) here are some ideas for free...yes, for FREE!
1) "Iverson Road" - obviously this was going to come up. The tale of one of the loudest streets in London and the families that live (and try to sleep) on it.
2) "Binmen" - Where does the rubbish go? Has anyone fallen in the rubbish collecting van? What do these men do for fun?
3) "Blind date" - bring it back, but mix it up a little, perhaps use actual blind people?
4) "Bottom of the Pops" - Another take on a classic, let's celebrate all those bands that got no-where, let's turn up the volume and remember why.
5) "Men of the Cloth" - Take 5 vicars and put them in a clothes factory for a month, take 5 tailors and make them take a sermon", film the results.
6) "The Pills" - The life and hardships of the medical profession. What are they wearing? Who's slept with who? Will they ever make it to the top?
7) "Cliff-hanger" - A show about climbers, every episode ends with one of them falling off the edge of a cliff...tune in next week to see if they survived.
8) "The Z-Factor" - Wheel in the old X-factor contestants and the dregs of Big Brother, in fact anyone people clawing on to celebrity status - Let the battle commence, who will be crowned the Z-Factor winner?
9) "Ham-star" - Talent show for Hamsters.
10) "Temptation" - Take 10 models, place them in a room full of cakes and biscuits - who will break first?
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