Be a star, film a corker with "Video Stalker"

Who's heard of the half-bakery? It's brilliant! It's a blogging website where people share their innovative ideas and inventions.

I don't really know why people actually add to it because surely putting your ideas online for any Tom, Dick or Harry to read and potentially copy isn't the best of ideas but ho hum...well I have an announcement to make...whilst at Pizza Express tonight I came up with my own little gem. before I tell all...watch this...



"VIDEO-STALKER"

Ever been sat with friends and thought, how did the MTV hit show "The Hills" come about? Who sat down and thought it would be entertaining to watch these nobodies (all be it beautiful nobodies) go about their every day lives in Hollywood!? Why can't we do this? Why can't we have a show about our lives showing all the funny bits, the conversations we have, the places we go, the people we meet?

Well now you can people, oh yes! Now you can! Why not hire a "Video Stalker".
This professional cameraman/ woman will follow you round non-stop all-day and record your own TV show all about you! Yes all-day..how many friends would be willing to do that!? Through a mixture of covert and un-covert (is that a word?) shots the cameraman/woman will piece together a true snapshot of your life.

Worried that you're come over a little boring and dull?...no sweat! After the filming you relax in our ultra modern studio whilst the team edit the results as you want them.

Then for the fun bit...you're video will be uploaded on to our popular social website for the rest of the world to see.

Go on...Be a star, film a corker with Video Stalker.

----

Brilliant huh? I'm going to be rich!