2 capsules to be taken with a drink of water every 4 hours.

Saturday it happened, Saturday night whilst waiting for the number 243 bus, I got a cold! I remember it clearly, Tim and I had just been to our mate Laura's birthday in Farringdon, we were stood huddled under a bus stop with the rain blowing horizontally (no really), the roads transformed before our very eyes into flowing rivers, mini rapids dashing away to a land unknown...oh the scene was dramatic, poetic almost.

I fought through today, and right now I'm very tired and I really want to be in bed but I have a problem, I took my last tablets at 7 o'clock and I'm only meant to take them every 4 hours - as I don't want to over dose, I'm playing it safe and waiting for 11 o'clock before I pop my last pills of the day.

So I'm killing time, thought I would try and analyse a dream that I had last night. I never remember dreams so the fact that this time I did, surely means its important? Either that or it simply means that my night-nurse kicked in and messed with my head.

I was out in the country with my Dad, for some reason I got out of the car, he was going to drive onwards and I would catch up with him a bit later. I faffed around in a field a bit, then decided that I would go and find him...I couldn't, I found the car but Dad wasn't there. I asked some villagers for some assistance but they either ignored me or lied to me. Anyway, I'm obviously getting slightly worked up over this, I decide that these villagers are clearly mental and hide in a ditch, just before I wake up I ask a baby field mouse (now look who's the mental one!) to go and find my key that I left in a nearby field as I need it.

I consult my "Dictionary of Dreams".

Car journey - "symbol of desire or sexuality. There should be particular importance placed on whether the dreamer is driving or being driven, since this is a reflection on the dreamers sense of independence". - I was being driven, meaning I can only assume that I can't really look after myself?

Fields - "a dream of fertile fields denotes prosperity according to gypsy folklore".

Walking - "dreaming of walking in the dirt symbolises sickness, walking in the night denotes trouble". I was walking on a clean road during the day - bloody useless book!

Villagers - "a dream denoting carefree gaiety". haha

Lying - "to dream of lying may be spurred by a dishonest action, or one which is out of character in walking life"...but they were lying to me!!!

Baby Animals - "all of us still have certain needs for nurturing which we will never grow out of, we all need to be cared for alternatively baby animals could represent immaturity".

Mouse - "a dream of mice denotes envious slanderers and poverty" - but I was in a ditch next to a lush field? That means prosperity does it not?

Key - "A key can indicate the solution to a problem. Alternatively it may be that which has been locked up within the dreamer. A third possible meaning for the key is sexual, the key possibly stands for the penis". I've read enough! Well...It's clear isn't it?...

I'm a prosperous symbol of desire that can't look after myself. I live my life with gaiety and am perhaps in contact with slanderous people who lie, I need to be looked after and above all I am on the search for a penis in a field? How did I ever get by without this book?