Book Review - "A girl called Britney"

My first ever book review...I don't often have time to read but sometimes when I'm having a quiet one in and I'm relaxing at the Penthouse(tm) I like nothing more than sitting down with a cuppa tea (or something stronger) and getting stuck into a good book...I think I've chosen a good'un...

"A girl called Britney" - A popjustice book, written by Peter Robinson & Illustrated by David Whittle.

First of all I always judge a book by it's covers (front and back) The back cover reads:

"Britney is very pretty. Britney is the most successful pop princess in the
whole wide world! This is her Story".

The front cover has completely caught the essence of Miss.Spears (aka Mrs.Alexander/ Mrs. Federline), school uniform and bunches circa Hit me baby one more time - perfect.

The book covers all major incidents in her life, ranging from her early Disney career , her first single's success, relationship with Justin, that kiss with Madonna, marriage to that guy she married for 52 hours or something like that and then the next marriage to skank-face-nasty-b@stard-rat-feature-weasel Kevin Federline not forgetting all the kids she popped out along the way...the book, released in 2006, doesn't hint at or forecast a comeback (that we are currently seeing) but I am willing to overlook this.

The Guardian said "Beyond Amazing", The Sun, "Ultimate Toilet Reading"...I say,"All in all, the book is a fascinating read and I would recommend it to anyone with an interest in the popster! I couldn't put the 20 pages down! It accounts her whole life in easy snapshots...a couple of paragraphs and a picture is all you need".

I give this book a commendable 9 husbands out of 10...It's Britney Bitch.